JENNIFER AND TAYLOR'S STORIES
TALOR: JENNIFER YOU ARE A ...
FINISH YOUR OWN DAMN SENTENCE!
HA!HA!HA!

JENNIFER: WHAT DOES THE A STAND FOR.
FURTHER MORE WHERE IS THIS STORY GOING.

TAYLOR: STOP! STOP! THOSE ARE MY BOOBS!
THIS STORY IS GOING DOWN YOUR ???

JENNIFER: *WINK* *WINK* *NUDGE* *NUDGE*!!!! I WANT DANTE SO BADLY.

TAYLOR: I HOPE YOU AND DANTE WILL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN.
WANT SOME RAMMON NOODLES TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.  
LONG LIVE PETER GRIFFEN; THE CHEERIO MAN!  OOOOOOOO

JENNIFER: AWW YOUR SO NICE. THANK YOU. DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME AND DANTE SO MUCH.
HE HE O RIGHT, GEE GEEE GOO.

TAYLOR: YOU AND DANTE SUCK CHICKENS!
YOUR SO DAMN SCARY WHEN SHAKE YOUR BED LIKE YOU JUST DID! MACHO, MACHO MAN

JENNIFER: HO HO HO. YOU LIKE THAT DIDN'T YOU. HERE IS A WONDERFUL SONG FOR YOU AND INUYASHA.
I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH COCONUTS DELE ELEL THERE THEY ARE STANDING IN A ROW. BUM BUM, BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME THE BIG AS YOUR HEAD.
CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAPPPPPPTIIIIIIIIONNNNNNNN PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

TAYOLR: YOU GET CRAZER EVERYDAY! WHEN MY FRIENDS SEE YOU THEY'RE THINKING I'M GLAD MY COUSIN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT! JUST KIDDING! YOU AND DANTE ARE GETTING HOTTER BY THE MINTUNE! I LUV MICHEAL SNOW!!!! GO PLANT EXERCISE!

JENNIFER: WOW! THAT'S NICE. BY THE WAY IT'S PLANT EXPRESS. I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY RIGHT NOW.............. WHAT'S THAT! *POINTS TO THE SIDE* *TALOR TURNS HERE HEAD IN THAT DIRCTION* *JENNIFER RUNS AWAY*

TAYLOR: WELL I HEAR THE HEAT BETWEEN YOU AND DANTE ARE GETTING SEXIER! MAYBE WE SHOULD KILL THE DEVIL MAY CRY STUFF IN YOUR ROOM SO YOU CAN CRY. HELLSINNG MAKES DEVIL MAY CRY SUCK CHICKENS: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT. MAYBE DANTE SHOULD KISS THE HECK OUT OF KAGOME AND THEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT WHILE THEY'RE MAKING OUT ON YOUR COUCH!

JENNIFER: WWWHHHHAAATTT TTHHHEEE HEEELLLLLLL!!!!!! *JENNIFER RUNS BACK* DANTE BETTER NOT CHEAT ON ME. I AM GOOING TO FREAAKKENN KILL KAGOME. BESIDES SHE SUCKS.

*DANTE WALKS IN*

DANTE: I WILL NEVER DO THAT TO YOU BABY.. SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

JENNIFER: AAWWW I LOVE YOU!!! *JENNIFER AND DANTE HUG*

TAYLOR: HE IS LYING TO YOU BECAUSE HE IS ALSO GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH...    YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES AND FIND OUT WHO HE IS TAKING!  GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! YOUR FRIEND?

DANTE: YES, I'AM GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH JENNIFER. IT WAS SUPOSE TO BE A SECERT. AND YOU JUST RUINED IT. THANKS A LOT. NOT!!!

JENNIFER: SQUEEE. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH.

DANTE: JACKASS NUMBER TWO..

JENNIFER: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME.

DANTE: NOT YOU THE MOVIE.

JENNIFER: OH, OK.

TAYLOR: WELL IT IS NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE DANTE SAID HE HAD A HOT DATE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND, DYLAN. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY AND HE IS PROUD OF IT. WELL GOT TO RUN!

DANTE: DAMIT! THAT'S TONIGHT ISN'T. WELL I BETTER HIT THE OLD DUSTY TRAIL. WELL GO OUT TOMORROW, OK. BYE.

KAGOME: WAIT SWEETHEART WE ARE NOT DONE AND YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES ON.

JENNIFER:(I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON. *CHEEKS BLUSH*)

INUYASHA: WHAT! YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE. *CRYING* THAT'S IT DANTE I CHALLAGE YOU TO A DUEL IN SWORDS.

DANTE: ALRIGHT, BRING IT ON! BY THE WAY YOU CAN HAVE KAGOME BACK, SHE'S SUCH A BITCH.

TAYLOR: WHY DON'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS AND SHARE EACH OTHER!

EVERYBODY: SHUT THE HELL UP AND LETS FIGHT!

TAYLOR: FINE, YOU ALL ARE BASTARDS!

INUYASHA: LET'S GO!

*DANTE ATTACKS FIRST, INUYASHA DODGES IT. INUYASHA COMES BACK COUNTER STRIKE, DANTE BLOCKS.* *INUYASHA ATTACKS AGAIN*

TO BE CONTINUED......
     WHAT WILL HAPPAN NEXT?


DANTE: SUPER SHIELD ACTIVATE! *DANTE GRABS KAGOME AND HER IN FRONT OF HIM TO BLOCK.*

KAGOME: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!

INUYASHA: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STOP!

YOUR MOM STOPS INUYASHA'S ATTACK WITH HER SWORD.

YOUR MOM: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING.

MICHEAL: WE ARE JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN WITH THE WOMEN.

TAYLOR: YES, HE IS RIGHT, MOM

YOUR MOM: I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE!!!NOWWWWW!!

*EVERYBODY RUNS FOR THERE LIVESS*

DANTE: LETS FINISH THIS AT TAYLOR'S CASTLE BECAUSE THERE IS TONS OF ROOM IN THE BACK YARD.

TAYLOR: WELL, FINE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MESS MY GARDEN UP. I'M OKAY ABOUT THAT.

MICHEAL: WELL, I HAVE TO RUN. I HAVE A IMPOTANT MEETING TO GO TO.*MICHEAL RUN AWAY*

JENNIFER: WHEN DID HE GET HERE.

INUYASHA: 7 LINES AGO.

TAYLOR: WELL HE CAME IN WHEN INUYASHA STARED ATTACKING.

JENNIFER: WELL I DIDN'T SEE HIM.

TAYLOR: THAT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE TO BUSY WATCHING DANTE ASS TO NOTICE HE SNUCK IN.

JENNIFER: OH YEAH! I WAS WASN'T I.

TAYLOR: I STAND CORRECTED.

DANTE: ANYWAYS, I'AM GOING TO TAKE A RAINCHECK ON THAT FIGHT INUYASHA.

INUYASHA: RUNNING SCARE ARE YOU.

DANTE: NO. I GOT A DATE WITH DYLAN RIGHT NOW. SO BYE. *DANTE LEAVES*

JENNIFER: SO YOU REALLY ARE GAY. OH, MY PATRICK.

DANTE: *WHAT DID THAT MEAN*  WOW YOU FINALY FOUND OUT. SORRY, BUT I GOT A HOT DATE WITH THE MOST SEXEST HUNK OF THE STREET WAITING FOR ME AT YOUR PLACE.

FELIX: HE GETS IN THE POOPSHUT! YA YA YA

TAYLOR: (WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS SITUATION.)

JENNIFER: (NOTHING AT ALL.) XD.

       THE END